Mrs Amelia Patsy Marries Kermit the Frog
Five and a half years ago, sitting up in my old Hyundai ( door handles still intact) on Mount Washington, I told you that i loved you. Not because i just wanted to take our relationship to the next level, but because of who i am inspired to be when i am with you. Early in our relationship, I felt so much value in the way that you came to me for support or refuge, encouragement or inspiration.
We have been through so much together and have gone in so many different directions, but in all of our travels and trials there has been one unshakable constant: you have never ever failed to bring me complete joy, direction, and motivation. Sure, we disagree, we compromise, we argue, and we secretly throw gravel in each others purses ( ok maybe thats just me) out of spite, but through it all, I always find myself more in love with you each day than in the day before.
And on this beautiful day, in this beautiful place, i am ready to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you so much. , Pat
Ps: I hired a 5th grader to write this note while i dictated his handwriting is much better